I actually think this is central to the appeal of conspiracy theory: it allows people to feel special, and “in on the scoop”.

Cleveland does have the curse to root for (ending), what about Astros-Rockies, lol?

Agreed. Also, she doesn’t seem super bitter about it either. The WAY they did it was a bit . . . questionable . . . but they might have actually made the right decision

It sounds to me like this was ultimately a good thing, and SZA seems to understand that. Many of us know the paralysis that can come from the pressure of high expectations (from oneself as well as others) without the pressure of a deadline.

So the Yankees just got really good. Easily one of the most incredible trade deadlines they have ever had. Gray, Garcia, Kahnle, Robertson, and Frazier and kept all of the top prospects. As long as the offense stays healthy, this team should win a lot of games. That is an incredibly deep rotation and a stacked bullpen…

He’s right about the Chinese, they are basically all chimera-hybrid AIs that produce human milk and knockoff smartphones. The long con is to infiltrate our nutritious paleo diets with genetically modified rice beef products and make us all lactate through our InfoWars t-shirts. 

I don’t know. I mean, I’m an asshole, so I guess that rings true? But there’s a line between an asshole, a total asshole, and a festering asshole. Like, Milo Yektoplatypus: he’s a festering volcano asshole. Either way, it’s like the Good Book says: you never go full asshole.

I am so tired of Tomi Lahren: this Anne Coulter 2.0 shtick is killing me inside. And what’s worse, she’s had all this exposure and people praising her opinion at a young age: as far as she’s concerned, she’s The Child What Come To Lead Us, with her unique insights that no one else could possibly have.

And she got her ass handed to her by J.K. Rowling earlier this week.

But it is all it takes to have an audience.

It’s almost like looking good in a cocktail dress and channeling righteous indignation are not all it takes to have a handle on the issues.

Maxine is 78. She has zero fucks left to give and she is not putting up with this shit.

They’re not even competent at giving non-answers or dancing around an issue! How did they get to where they are?

Waters: “Why didn’t you bother responding to our letter?”

Because it’s so fun to watch delicate snowflakes like you cry so much every time.

This is required viewing.

DEMPSEY: Call it
REF: no, see, I’m the ref. I flip the coin. You have to call it.
DEMPSEY: ...call it
REF: Ok we’re gonna need a new captain out here

He’d already have the record if he hadn’t intentionally missed the injury time PK to maintain the Dos a Cero tradition in 2013.

the reason clint is so ageless is because he realizes that this is no country for old men.

So what IS your point of pointing that out?