I won’t even travel across a king size bed for sex. You roll to me. 

I cAnT bElIeVe ThEy DoNt HaVe nEtS aRoUnD tEh BaTtEr!!!!!

It may not be safe, but it’s always more exciting when they don’t make you wear a glove.

Some of the most important sports stories ever are important because of their intersection with politics. How do you tell a politics-free version of the story of Jackie Robinson, or the Munich Olympics?

This guy talks so confidently about “the spirit of the rule” in a sport he only follows three times a year.

This is so great, you think you have friends. :)

The context is that Yu Darvish fucked up three guys with a magic fastball

The neat thing about this is it’s the opposite of black magic - it’s extremely easy to do and pretty straightforward. The hard part is just getting the idea.

Of course he’s worth more than (carry the two...) exactly nothing that Michigan State is giving him. But $17k for a year of college is a freaking bargain in 2019 America. He took out a student loan, and student loans suck. He’s making a metric fuckton of cash for his college, which also sucks. On the other hand, he…

I know English probably isn’t Mussolini’s granddaughter’s first language,and Rosa Parks is a strange non sequitur, but why get angry at a drawing of Mussolini hanging upside down? That happened, it’s probably the least bad thing that happened to him after his death.

We live in the most extra of timelines.

iT sEemS yOu nEeD aN aNaTomy lEsSon

Congratulations on leaving what is easily the most deranged comment I’ve ever received in my year of working at Jezebel lol. 

I’m disgusted, this money could have been spent on football.

I’m old enough to remember when Alvin Gentry was a terrible young head coach for the Pistons in the 90s. It’s nice to see he’s matured into a terrible old coach in the past two decades. 

roughest loss for the Gentry since the French Revolution

I’ve seen more headlines here about Bill Simmons and Barstool than specific sports stories.

In know right? Because supporting apartheid and climate denial are reasonable opinions!