Murray just alt-won the match.

Are we there yet?

Are we there yet?

Are we there yet?

PLEASE DO NOT BE THE FUTURE.

Updates???

WRONG!

I know a lot of people are going to yell at me for “safe spaces”, but I am recovering from Growing Pains and images like the one you put in your header really set off my triggers. Not trying to police what you do...

Please be sure to mind my Alan Thicke trigger.

Did somebody call for snark?

His take can be hotter because it is not tethered to reality.

Yes cheering for faithless electors is the same as promoting lynching. You are being a fucking moron.

Price out a train-ride somewhere, then see how long it takes and tell me commercial flight isn’t a better alternative. It is for me.

What are some of their strange mating rituals?

I’m a dickhead just saying dickhead things.

Guys, I support education, but also in that same vein, thought. What clause guaranteed literacy or moreover education?

It’s not.

But he’s not worthy to be first dog...

I think in baseball they are called runs. I thought this was deadspin.

Remember that time Donald Trump was accused of raping his wife? Jezebel remembers.