I’m a dickhead just saying dickhead things.

Guys, I support education, but also in that same vein, thought. What clause guaranteed literacy or moreover education?

It’s not.

Well Trump was born in america and didnt do 9-11, too bad hillary isnt and did. Also Benghazi and emails. Also participation trophies and be quiet libruals.

Are you making a point about gawker inside an article wherein gawker is making a point about another news source making a point about itself in the media marketplace? I’m Incepted.

Did you see the flaming pile of shit this remake was? Dear God, if it was live I might have been able to cut them some slack and I might have made it past Adam Lambert’s boring death.

But he’s not worthy to be first dog...

I think in baseball they are called runs. I thought this was deadspin.

Remember that time Donald Trump was accused of raping his wife? Jezebel remembers.

If they would just let us all stream this shit online I would simultaneously watch 4 games at a time and let them ear quadruple ad revenue. But obviously that muse nit make financial sense.

Does the Google really bring me answers to questions like this?

Drew Brees is Christian though he does read Quornars.

Are we sure this collection of quotes can be publised? Someone might sue.

This story is unavailable as we lost our balls.

Sounds like general counsel is being a bitch-boi.

I’m suing scrub this article from existence

I’m suing scrub this article from existence

I’m suing scrub this article from existence

I’m suing scrub this article from existence.

Is dog still employed with you guys or did he roll over to buzzfeed?