ACC but still...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myron_Rol…

Also, getting a job for Merrill Lynch because you played football for Yale isn't doing more with your life.

Because you stated why you were happy a human being went to jail (a dick move), then when the facts you based your joy on were proven false you acted like a twat and linked someone to dictionary.com

You are an asshole, not just as a human being, but as a fantasy football player as well.

What we should be more excited about is the breach of contract suit that the buyer is about to level sterling with. Did someone say specific performance, damages, and attorney's fees?

Fuck you pinkerton rocks.

Inside, 23 chainmail stories we attempt to convert into life tips

Joe,
Heads up football technique is about the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life. Why not focus on reducing helmet to helmet contact between linemen instead of teaching people to tackle like morons?
- The internet

did he get erected?

I wish Fitish/running stories got as much play on deadspin as fencing, darts, and hurling. STOP THE INSANITY!

"but the issue is that Avril, from the onset of her career, was presented as Smarter Than This."

Insert Skitchen reference here.

too long, didn't read

Soccer? Darts? Rugby? Cricket? James Bond?

Still we should really buy plows because The South will ice again.

So Manziel is going to pull an Elway/Eli refusal move if drafted by Browns right? Does anyone have a doubt?