Joe,
Heads up football technique is about the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life. Why not focus on reducing helmet to helmet contact between linemen instead of teaching people to tackle like morons?
- The internet

did he get erected?

I wish Fitish/running stories got as much play on deadspin as fencing, darts, and hurling. STOP THE INSANITY!

"but the issue is that Avril, from the onset of her career, was presented as Smarter Than This."

Insert Skitchen reference here.

too long, didn't read

Soccer? Darts? Rugby? Cricket? James Bond?

So Manziel is going to pull an Elway/Eli refusal move if drafted by Browns right? Does anyone have a doubt?

(Plays sad Charlie Brown music)

This is madness. I'm glad you can pay 5 bux for a coffee and pay 10 bucks for a beer, but I fucking can't, 1 dollar per drink adjusted for extenuating circumstances and wait time.

whaaaaat is maths????

Fuck it, why not have a 32 team playoff format that is octuplet elimination and start it in late August, early September with about 4 games beforehand that don't count.

memmert@ncaa.org

Email this man.

The only thing sorrier than you is this joke

People are going to recommend alot of the same movies, here's two stranger ones:

People are going to recommend alot of the same movies, here's two stranger ones:

Next they'll tell us we can't hunt people. Thanks alot Obama