I had driven others

Holy crap was door to door car selling a thing?

Don’t believe me, then ask liberals why they won’t drive an American car and you will hear things like “American cars are made by drunks and N-words”.

That wouldn’t mean much.  People grab their phones to take photos of train wrecks too.

The bike should be running methanol, or Bradley should be high on methamphetamines?

Certainly with modern tech, we can figure out ways to get power out of an engine without having to make it so bloody loud, no?

A fuel cell would be the best of both worlds: quiet and refuelable.

If they’re options, then they’re not mandatory, and vice-versa.

my Shoei probably only has another riding season in it anyway.

Only if there’s also a teardown of a gas powered car.

What is the definition of tail lights?  Any lights on the rear of a vehicle?  If they don’t participate in the function of illuminating the vehicle to make it visible to other drivers behind, are they tail lights (taillights?)?  I’m saying I’m not sure these are even tail lights, they may just be lights adjacent to…

Some of those features are also mandated by the federal government.

It works a lot better if you're within a factor of two.  1000 feet = 1000 meters is off by 700 meters.

“Caliber” also means “the quality of someone’s character or the level of their ability”, so they may have had that in mind.

Then I probably would have driven something better as my first car, so I approve.  I say probably because I think I would still have rather had the Citation than some early 70s barge.  One possibility would have been the ‘70 Dart Swinger.  That would have been a lot cooler.

Good news, Reebok has been American since 1985!

Yeah, if it weren’t just a straight up scam it would be interesting to see how excited they are about offering a warranty on my 16 year old car with 280,000 miles.

Joke's on you, I haven't had a warranty for years!

Then what is the point? If you're not going to use it anyway, get something cheaper.

Have you done mods to your bike to make it slower? That would be more fun, right?