I have to say, Alexandre Aja's career has really disappointed me. I thought his "High Tension" had moments of near-brilliance. The whole search-through-the-house part was really well done — I read an interview with him where he talked about how much effort they put into just getting the sound right. And overall, it…

I'd be interested to hear people's take on Zone One. I was going to get it, but I read so many negative reviews on Amazon that I didn't buy it…

You are wrong.

You could make the same argument about "All the Pretty Horses."

What's it about, then?

Ritchie Blackmore couldn't hold Schenker's flying V with a crane.

I reluctantly agree that UFO didn't have any other virtuosos. However, they provided enough of a solid base that gave Schenker a strong-enough foundation to work his magic. Unfortunately, he never realized how good he had it and bailed, and he never achieved that same level of success. (Also, drummer Andy Parker is…

Not necessarily germane (Jackson) to this, but there was a comment thread a few years back about "Necrobutcher sucks a fat dick." People kept bringing it up in new ways, and by the end of the thread I was literally crying with laughter.

The only Hagar/Halen song worth half an ounce of shit is "Finish What You Started." (I'm betting it's actually something like "Finish Wha'cha Started," but I won't give it the respect of looking it up. Take that, Hagar!)

I've heard Eddie wanted to replace Michael Schenker in UFO, but didn't get it together to audition. Schenker is just about the only guy in that area of rock who can hold Eddie's jock.

I don't think it makes someone a simpleton for wanting resolution in that last episode. I respect that Chase left it so open-ended, and it's incredibly tense considering so little actually happens. That said, I think Tony got shot by the Members Only™ dude. I don't think it necessarily meshes with the show's arc —…

I don't think it makes someone a simpleton for wanting resolution in that last episode. I respect that Chase left it so open-ended, and it's incredibly tense considering so little actually happens. That said, I think Tony got shot by the Members Only™ dude. I don't think it necessarily meshes with the show's arc —…

I actually think Pandora is better than Spotify radio. Duel at dawn!

I actually think Pandora is better than Spotify radio. Duel at dawn!

His team beat my high school's team (ETHS represent!) in the state finals that year. I was sure he was going to be a star.

His team beat my high school's team (ETHS represent!) in the state finals that year. I was sure he was going to be a star.

She seems incredibly cool.

She seems incredibly cool.

Uhhh, dude? UFO is the absolute bomb. Listen to "Lights Out" (or hell, any tune) from their "Strangers in the Night" album and tell me they're not awesome.

Uhhh, dude? UFO is the absolute bomb. Listen to "Lights Out" (or hell, any tune) from their "Strangers in the Night" album and tell me they're not awesome.