schemie
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schemie

You know, he can definitely have or not have any kind of sex he wants. 100% his prerogative. But I have no idea why he thinks he is saying anything women haven’t heard before. We are told how dirty and gross our vaginas are from childhood.

I’m so proud of tiny baby Starbucks cup with cat ears.

So...

I hate to tell her but even if she was posting only Organic Artisanal Fetal Feed (TM) she would still be getting unsolicited opinions. That’s when she needs to lighten up because So-And-So ate *whatever* ALL THE TIME and her baby is FINE.

Abercrombie was already kind of not The Thing To Wear when I was in college. They really cashed in on the 80’s/90’s privileged teen ideal which has, thankfully, waned in popularlity.

I hate that she is so dislikeable. She used to seem so fun and friendly :/

(HEY! My laptop self destructed and I lost my burner key. Schemie 2.0 here. Let’s see if I can get ungrayed again.)