You're delightful. I wish I could write a character as gleefully entertaining as you.

Ahhhhh the erratic analogies of a tinhatter. "If you don't believe that the left control polls, papers, and most governments of the Western world, then you must be a Holocaust denier, too!" Here's a hint: a TRUE fact is scientifically proven. You can't scientifically prove the vast left-wing control conspiracy you're…

Goddamnit. Does anybody have any tinfoil? I'm trying to make a baked potato but Aquartertoseven keeps using it for his fucking hats!