Fact: If you drive over it slowly in reverse it tells you to worship the devil

Am I an old person? What is a “woke boyfriend”?

That’s a common misconception. So long as you drill at least 800 feet into the asteroid, it works fine.

Her name was Chevy, she’s a Camaro
With nitrous spray everywhere and tires out to there
She would do burn outs, with no wheel hop-hop
And while she tried to be a star
Ford would always raise the bar
Across the drag strip, they worked 1/8 to 1/4 mile
They were young and raced each other
Who more could make you smile?

[Chorus:]
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Why does it have to be “doping”? Why can’t we just call it what it is? “Cheating”. The word “doping” implies drugs (a/k/a dope) ingested into the body. This is nothing of the sort, it’s mechanical assistance.

For GM to, after a certain incident at a certain launch event at a certain track involving a certain Jalopnik writer, let anyone at Jalopnik have a Camaro, even more so a hot one, even more so for the explicit purpose of doing something like this, demonstrates tremendous reserves of one or more of the following:…

Well, here’s your problem.

Jesus tapdancing Christ, Deadspin; the guy was asked a question and he answered it with effusive praise for Heyward, whom I daresay he knows a bit better than you or I do, and provided a charitable theory for why Heyward would prefer the Cubs (other than the real reason which was “Star Wars money in 2018”), and you…

this?

Obligatory.

I am a Millennial
I studied and am employed in Marketing, allow me to marketing fluff-up my sentiments on this heap:

2009 Pontiac Solstice GXP Turbo Coupe

Alfredo continued:

CarMax is a victim of Doug.

Well, obviously, you’re not an American.

Nico?

Ford Festiva!!!