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Skeletor P. Funk
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At least the hoosiers don’t have to deal with his local bullshit politics anymore, now they get to deal with his federal bullshit politics

So A bumbling half skinned orange teletubbie is going to be our president, terrifying I have to say. What I’m more concerned with is how the actual new president (fucking Pence) is the kind of person who believes my sister and I need electro-shock therapy for the way we live our lives. Trump is sickening, but Pence is

“The ultimate goal of that movement is to drive the nation into a wasteland of sexual anarchy that consumes all moral values.”

I remember having one of these, they were actually kinda fun in a pseudo Tamagotchi sort of way. The kids at my school used to share little lifehacks you could use to monitor the baby as little as possible, like jamming the baby bottle under its shirt against its lips so you didn’t have to feed it or keeping its pants