Nick, you're quite defensive of these pants. It sounds like you really want our permission to use the LLs. It's okay, dear. You have our blessing.

"Males and females are born at roughly the same rate (1:1). In a polygamous society, each alpha-male takes two, three, four, or more women. This is fun for the Alpha—obviously. And it's great for the women—they can share the Alpha, and all the offspring benefit. One big happy family."

Seriously. Talk about a bunch of No Fun Nancys and Debbie Downers. They must have the best time stoically sipping decaf tea in their pressed khakis, legs crossed at the ankles, trying to one-up each other on which one of them has become more engrossed in living their lives vicariously through their children.

In my experience, putting a condom on a penis is more akin to pulling on latex pants right after applying lotion. And that's with opposable thumbs.

Not yet! But I've heard it referenced a lot on here. It's on the list. I finally just got around to reading Fahrenheit 451 and I was a bit disappointed by it.

I've never been married, but I've been engaged a few times. Let the Judgey McJudgersons judge. I will say though that half-planning a few weddings has made me realize that if some poor soul ever manages to convince me to actually go through with getting married I am so not interested in having a traditional wedding.…

Ha, my ex-fiance's mother made that sign for us at our engagement party. Thank God I put and end to that shit before it got started.

Ugh I am so sick of entitled people on their wedding day. Taking away cell phones, for real?! Whatever happened to just having a big casual party? STYLE ME PRETTY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO SOCIETY

Hmm, that sounds like an awesome book. I'm a big fan of dystopian lit.

You may be thinking of Brave New World? Some women were breeders and the rest wore little belts that kept them infertile; but the breeders didn't actually carry the babies, they were created in test-tubes. Everyone died at age 60 so there were no old people and everyone was thin. The protagonist was one of the very…

Yep, my reaction to the article was also "no shit." (ha.)

Oh my goodness those are absolutely BEAUTIFUL children.

Yes!! I've never thought about it that way before but she is exactly like that annoying Queen Bee drama club girl that needs attention 24/7 and makes your life hell in the green room... (not that I know from experience or anything...)

Oh, just go fucking fuck the fuck off. There's a goddamn epidemic of an entire gender being hugely, systematically, and historically— across pretty much every culture at some point — oppressed in India and you're screaming "WHAT ABOUT THE MEN?" I don't think it's the men who need worrying about here, dude.

I had many of the same reactions that you did.

Careful with the Factory Outlet stuff, though- I read an article that discussed the dirty little secret about designer outlets and stores like Gilt that basically said the designers produce cheaper versions of their lines to sell in these places. Yes, it's still a legit Coach, but the quality and designs are not as…

HAAhahaha

If Lena Dunham didn't want to cast minorities in her little show could she at least have found 4 white girls that looked a little different? Geez. How boring-looking they are collectively.

*siiiigggghhh* No dude, I'm sure you're totally smart and shit. It's not about fucking being able to multitask, it's about not being able to defy the laws of space and time and create more hours in a day (or teach your body to subsist on merely the force of sheer willpower.)

Ha, I *wish* I would have had it that easy! I had to work 11 jobs simultaneously while living in refugee housing with 10 other immigrant families in the slums of Beirut, commuting all the way to NYC uphill both ways to get to class! Since this kept me pretty busy, I didn't have time to eat so I taught myself to absorb…