Oh, this is great! Thanks for sharing! That first paragraph describes me perfectly, although after a few whiskies I am much more eagerly dragged to parties ;)

I would totally be one of those four people because I'm curious about this breaking the seal bit.

Nice to meet some fellow introverted Jezebel readers :) This is for you guyz:

Not offense so much as resigned irritation. The misunderstandings about introverts and the fact that most of our society unabashedly prefers and rewards loud, outgoing people (forced corporate fun, anyone?) has made me take up a sort of vendetta towards the cause.

Oh I did love Royal, he was like the clear voice of reason on the show. So soothing after hearing Brenda's ridiculousness.

What about well-educated, cultured introverts? Oh right, no one gives a shit about introverts because I'M TALKING RIGHT NOW.

Matt Damon, Justin Bieber (sorry, what are these tweens thinking? JTT was way hotter of a tween crush than this geekoid. And he didn't get shitty tattoos.)

Can I just interrupt agreeing with you guys on how ugly he is to say HOW AWESOME WAS THAT GAME!?!?!

I used to listen to Savage on the long nightly commute back from my parent's place in early college. One night I even called in and argued with him over voting "reform." I lived in Atlanta, so the station was 750AM, also home to conservative rays of sunshine Herman Cain and Neil Boortz. I also sometimes tuned in to…

I'm with ya. I don't get why people even convince themselves they "need" to give up coffee. It's like life elixir from the gods.

NICE!

Kudos to the Bullock look-alike for remaining calm in the midst of this woman unleashing the Kraken. Isn't it annoying when you're trying to debate a crazy person on TV and instead of respectfully disagreeing with your points and offering counter-points, they just keep talking louder and louder and LOUDER until you…

I originally wrote a reply about how I viewed the movie was different (didn't really like it either but for different reasons) but I'm changing it because it was probably very white privilege-y. So, carry on, good woman.

That's true. I just know that for some people these things can stay with them for a long time–my Mom to this day refuses to wear her hair in a ponytail because her high school boyfriend once told her she looked like Herman Munster when her hair was wet/slicked back from her face; she's got such a complex about it.

I bet, though, that Dr. Douchebag could still find something "wrong" with a woman naturally shaped like that. $$$

Hmm, difficult. VERY difficult. Plenty of courage, I see. Not a bad mind, either. There's talent, oh yes. And a thirst to prove yourself. But where to put you?

Hmm. I keep re-reading the sentence "smelled like bologna" probably because the only food I hate and refuse to eat is bologna and therefore I kind of feel bad for this girl, but the guy who told her that is an asshole. Hopefully you kept her from having a complex about it the rest of her life.

lol I scrolled down just to see if someone else caught that strange string of adjectives used to describe that area.

Yeah, like the Chinese "yellow soup" treatment she mentioned? Blughghgh

That's awesome/hilarious that someone "lost" the Bush picture. And I agree with you about the overlord thing.