Oh, bless your little horny heart. I know it feels like you're going to explode every time that cute girl in Chemistry 101 twirls her hair during lectures, but if you just hang on and get through your teen years I promise puberty will even out soon. Maybe if you study hard, learn interesting skills and hobbies,…

Coincidental to see history repeating itself in the (mid)west. I remember learning about how railroad/mining/ranching companies that created boom towns of men during the western expansion in the 1800s had to recruit women to these towns to "civilize" things. They even promised men wives to lure them to certain areas,…

I totally get that, and it's depressing. Kind of like going into a gay bar and making out with a cute girl only to have her giggle and admit that she's straight but just wanted to "try it out."

Man, were's all the pierced Jezzies to back me up? I know y'all bitchez are out there...

I'm not going to argue with the fact that people do in fact get infections in their piercings, but as any good piercing enthusiast/APP-certified piercer will tell you, this is almost always the result of poor hygiene on the part of one of the parties and doesn't mean piercings are dangerous. The genital area actually…

Yep, I knew I liked him. It's nice to hear a guy say that she's too damn young, because she is!! There's no way in hell I would date someone in their early 20s or maybe even 20s period if I were in my late thirties.

That was my thought. I'm not sure I could do that much damage if I tried, short of setting my corner of the hotel on fire. Maybe a good chunk of that was from the mini bar? Those little $14 bottles of Jack add up quick.

I think porn has done much greater harm to sex lives than vibrators.

May I recommend a book I bought after taking a human sexual development class in college? "A Guide to Getting it On!" by Paul Joannides.

I second this.

YES! I win!

Shut up before I knock your ass out with my huge swinging dick, bro.

That's exactly why I always shied away from putting bisexual in my profiles on dating websites after more than a few responses similar to this. While it's merely a stating of fact, for some reason it tends to attract stupid asses like this guy. I don't know what it is about bisexual women that makes straight men so…

I've mostly read the classics, so there's a good chance you've already read them but other than "Brave New World" I really love Orwell ("1984" and "Animal Farm" are must-reads, especially Animal Farm- really brilliant); "Fahrenheit 451" is excellent; "Lord of the Flies" will make you never look at a 9-year old in the…

Not the Middle East, it's patrilineal. To the point that in Lebanon, for instance, a Lebanese woman giving birth in Lebanon will only get Lebanese citizenship for her child if the father is also Lebanese. Which Lebanese women are trying to change, btw, but that's another story.

OH GOD PLEASE STOP SAYING "PREGGERS." And "preggo."

So nice to know I'm not the only one taking naps in their cars. I did this in college, but I parked in a parking lot that shook whenever someone sped by, which was about every 30 seconds, so my naps weren't that great.

Re: your second point— there are plenty of avid campers who traverse the wilds of Montana and Wyoming where there are outlaw bears aplenty who have no need for loaded guns to stay safe. There are certain precautions one takes in the wilderness to avoid coming into contact with wildlife. Most people who get injured by…

I always had mixed feelings about the junior babysitters. I loved Jessie, especially her handwriting, but always hated Mallory.