Others may have said it, but I think Garth Ennis said it best...

Umm, Lynch(e) is an actual surname. Let’s not get ridiculous, now.

Oh man.

I’m all in on Porgs now. Like, when all the Porg merch gets released, I’m going to spend so much money on Porg stuff.

This moved me to the core. I’m a light skinned woman but I am not biracial. Many biracial people have engaged with me like I am biracial and I was always surprised how much they struggled with being Black.

It never fails to amaze me how shitty that statue is. Did they get a rush order for ‘statue of old asshole to oppress black people with’ and the only reference they could find was a death mask?

I recently lost my black demonic void after a fun night out. I ordered a replacement and am doing my best to stay indoors until it is delivered.

This is way off topic but it’s a story I feel only you Jezzies will appreciate.

And yet, people completely ignore that what Dany is doing is logically sound.

I do enjoy Jeff Buckley’s (RIP) version, but I first got turned onto the song from John Cale doing it.

OMG if there was a Taco Bell in Australia, I would leave work right now and drive to it.

You don’t just get a 10 ounce steak for $12 without at least a little help from the devil.

So you just want Democrats to do what exactly? Just sit back like Republicans did and take their ball and go home and refuse to do anything? Not govern? Not offer any solutions? It working out really well for the Republicans so far.

John Mulaney has a bit in one of his standup specials where he says that he grew up before children were special, and I know what he means. I was often allowed to just sort of do as I pleased, and those days are over. However, I think we now live in a time in which only one’s own children have any value. Other…

John, You (finally) did something right!

Yes, have it. Have all of it. You deserve good things.

I hate when people do this, but I’m going to do the “I haven’t read the article yet but....” It’s been A DAY and my brain is being a slippery fucker so reading this made me think of Amazon Prime and then made me think “I want Jon Hamm to be the voice of my Echo instead of Alexa”. And then skimming the comment that…

I watched it with my bisexual sister who married a dude last year and she was wrecked by it, but in such a good way. Because maybe she’ll have a ladylove later in life, or maybe not, whatever, it was just so beautiful to see that particular struggle onscreen and portrayed with compassion and grace. And not for laughs…

Uh, Patton Oswalt is always going to mourn his wife. Falling in love with someone else and getting married doesn’t negate the love one has for their deceased spouse. His new wife doesn’t delete Michelle McNamara, and if she’s a half-decent person, she knows that. Mazel to him and Meredith and Alice, who seem very…

Changed my life. But their parody of Grey Gardens was effing hilarious, so will watch.

I second sandwiches and potato chips and the better alternative: Burger and Fries!