Personally I think Marion Cotillard is much more beautiful than Ang. Everybody has their preferences! It is a bummer that Marion’s such a conspiracy theorist nutjob though.

We also taste like shit in general. It’s exceedingly rare for a healthy predator with ANY other options to eat humans.

I read not too long ago that sharks are basically the ocean’s toddlers--always sticking stuff in their mouth to learn about it. If they wanted to eat you, they’d eat you (Tangentially, I also recently learned that human blood does not set off shark feeding frenzies, because we don’t smell like shark food. Fish blood…

Obviously you take the money up front cash, then don’t invite her to the wedding, and pretend she’s crazy if she tries to sue you for the money back.

Are you my spite sister from another mother? I would totally do the same exact thing...don’t even care how petty it is.

Dude, if I were the poor sister I would tell bride sister to absolutely take rich sister’s money. Then we could split the cash to go do something awesome just the two of us. And if we’re feeling bitchy we could plaster pics all over Facebook of our great time together. We could even tag mean sister like, “Without Mary…

Because of their sick mother I’d take the money. I’d never talk to my older sister again after the wedding, but medical bills pile up fast and that money would be a big help.

Not to, uh, gentilesplain, but I don’t think many people view most of those sorts of things as appropriation for any culture. Like, people aren’t throwing bagel parties and handing out yarmulkes. They are just enjoying bagels. Using language from one culture that has seeped into the popular vernacular doesn’t tend to…

I greatly enjoyed the Sanders die-hards during the convention who were so focused and zealous that their tone became “the biggest impediment to Bernie Sanders being elected is Bernie Sanders and if it wasn’t for Bernie Sanders, Bernie Sanders would be the Democratic candidate for president right now. Down with Bernie…

“YOU JUST MOOOVED THE HEADSTONES!!!!!”

The contractor sighed, and hauled out the ancient cliche. “Good, fast, cheap. You can’t have all three, so pick two.”

It’s in the media village, so they clearly did their research and discovered zero is the number of condoms most reporters will need.

For the first time in history, white men have to occasionally, just a tiny bit, think before they speak and be questioned about their words and beliefs. This is the “political correctness” everyone is whining about. How dare people that they’ve always been able to oppress, insult, laugh at, or dismiss demand respect…

The vocalist on the track is John Newman

She must have been one of the lost boys of Sudan.

In tribute to Ms. Linton, I am also announcing my new memoir, recounting the time I sailed up the Congo River to search for a mysterious ivory trader named Kurtz.

Agreed. As fucking awesome as that would be, I’d rather have her stay in the Senate. She’ll be able to do much more there.

I’m not a huge fan of the Warren idea. I think she’ll do more good in the senate.

Prophets of Rage and Flight of the Conchords are pretty good choices.

Hold up. So 2017 is bringing us “Hello, Dolly!” starring Bette and Niles Crane AND a musical version of Amelie? Look out NYC. Miss Chanandler Bong is going to be nerding out allll up in you.