$20 says the parody account is Musk himself. Past behavior and all that!

My impression of Greek life was always (and remains) “Oh, you’re really scared to be alone with your thoughts now that your high school posse isn’t around, huh?”

If you’re just going to kill yourself, do that first. 

Wesley Snipes also as Simon Phoenix in Demolition Man

California, like Texas, is a community property state. In general, what that means is that property acquired *during the marriage* is split evenly upon divorce, with some exceptions. So if you earn or inherit a lot before you get married, that’s typically going to count as your separate property, and will not be split…

It’s not a well reasoned argument. It’s the opposite, a terrible one. Abortion should be based on the rights and autonomy of women.

When a grown ass man refers to his father as “daddy,” he’s a fucking pyscho.

You are going to lose your shit if you ever see a thesaurus.

This is so common in the area around my hometown in southern Illinois. My cousin had her first baby at age 14. That baby had his first at age 17. And that baby had their first at age 15. My 48 year old cousin is a fucking great grandma.

Oppressor on the streets, reply guy in the sheets.

I can’t paint anything that would be sold for tens of pennies, nor do I aspire to that. I’m not a painter and I don’t pretend to be a painter. My painting skills aren’t being evaluated here, so all of that is a logical fallacy.

Now that we’ve got that out of the way, did I type anything that you disagree with? Or are…

I had to google Sam Levinson because I never got around to watching Euphoria and the image results show the face of a man who I 100% believe would be the type of guy to say something like “wouldn’t it be CRAZY/FUNNY/EDGY if we did something like... (insert any gross thing here)?”

The whole Native Tongues vibe was universal.

Collect your 200 rubles vatnik. You aren’t American or a single mother. Our help to Ukraine against Russia’s barbaric and criminal invasion is justified and not hurting anyone’s finances in the US.

Whatever, just don’t fuck cops, narc.

If tipping service workers at a standard or even generous rate causes you to lose your “rich” status, you definitely were never rich. 

They’re definitely the kinds of people to prioritize staying rich over being nice to people. That’s why boomers and 1%ers are universally despised. Even among themselves.

But it’s not like Scarlett Jost acknowledged that Woody Allen is a bad person. So…

Arguably, we could transition to Universal Basic Income and not starve, freeze or otherwise deprive people of their basic needs and dignity while we figure it out.

And he will still win because the world is fucking on its ass.

Centrist women don’t give a shit about their own reproductive freedom and whiny bitch ass liberals are complaining that “she’s a cop.”