The amount of manufactured outrage and projection in this article is appaling.

Would it kill people to not get behind the wheel after they drink? It sometimes kills people when they do.
I’ve known people who didn’t come home after someone else didn’t know their limit and hit them, so I would be ok with more people having to get a ride home or use a designated driver.

It is 100% subjective, but no matter how carefully it is done, I think it looks stupid.

“Yet if you did the same thing to an adult, it would be assault.”

Adults don’t usually need to be disciplined to behave. If you want to take your ridiculously reductionist argument further, you could say that if the child who hits the parent were an adult, they would be in jail too. It’s not in any way the same situation.

And if you physically prevented an adult from leaving their house at 2 A.M., it would be kidnapping. And if you took away an adult’s possession as punishment because you didn’t like their attitude, it would be theft. On the other hand, if you refuse to give food, shelter, or medical care to an adult, you haven’t done…

Right, the guy married to a black woman is a racist.

White male makes deprecating joke about being target of ire, people think it is about non white males instead