Jackhammer nitro chicken scratchers with al dente pinto pops.

No, 25 years is not the minimum time served before parole eligibility in Canada for a life sentence unless it meets certain criteria. Generally (and skipping over a lot of exceptions that aren't relevant here for the sake of explaining what people mean when they talk about a Canadian life sentence) the 25 years…

the article is a little misleading. First because it doesn't expand on what a life sentence is in canada (rarely ever actual life, and never in a case like this) or the fact that a life sentence is the max she could get for this charge not what any reasonable person or court would hand down in this particular case. So…

and even then she'd be paroled way before that. I'm not terribly sure why we call them life sentences! I'm not saying that in a way that's supposed to be approving or disapproving, to be clear (in my head, reading that sounded like one of those people who say stuff like that as if it's supposed to be a scathing…

life sentence is canada doesn't really mean life sentence unless you're a serial killer. In which case you still have the theoretical possibility of parole, but if you are Clifford Olson you're definitely never going to get it (he's dead, so he never did. But he tried). They have a lot of leeway as far as her sentence…

oh yeah, just a smidge! I like to specify any OKC profiles I make with a no genocidal starvation ever dealbreaker. Such high standards

dafuq? That button pic looks like don draper!

so?

ok, I see it more but I'm still unconvinced :P

shit! Today is fucking with my head.

the relief will be short lived I'm afraid. Cause he's still Stalin :(

oh my stars. The world is confusing.

hmmm, I'm not seeing it. Maybe he needs to get more disheveled.

so basically hipsters..... Probably good advice.

I know! But it's the first thing I thought. Don't trust scarves....

so in this scenario I'm watching sarah palin AND Fox News? Damn, I got some big life changes coming my way..... Or else you're correct about how terrible I am and you meant to imply that would be what my version of hell looks like :)

since bundy's always being described as a good looking man who used it to help endear himself to others I don't find his photo shocking in that way - and he's really not that good looking tbh. The reason the Stalin photo is so creepy is because nobody ever says that, and all we ever see are his crunchy moustached…

Well, knowing what we know now I think I'll pass. Tear drop felon guy still has the advantage of his crime being vague enough that I don't know exactly what he did. Joe here is not going to convince me he's just misunderstood/reformed. What I will say though is that I'd of been all over the dude if I didn't know he…

so disturbing.

does he remind anyone else of Michael huisman?