Did you miss the part where he tells her her vagina is even more repulsive than vaginas in general? it was very hard to miss but i can't find any other explanation for what you wrote. Maybe you disassociated because somebody said vagina.....

Well that is awful. Dear lord! ahhh! Gonna be a long creepy night After reading this!

Maybe I'm a sucker but I do feel like this guy might be horribly psychologically damaged and it's all very sad for everyone :(

I just know I'll be singing and your bird can sing all day tomorrow but I suspect ill change the lyrics to and I have a vagina! because I just know myself THAT well.

Nope. So much nope.

Well ok! But we can't tell my cat!

WHAT? WHAT? My over the top anger about the suggestion that my vag renders me less of a GoT fan should be proof enough that this is bullshit! I literally watched the last three episodes twice today while cleaning my house and the 5 book compilation is always in my purse loaded on my kobo! I argue with myself about Jon…

I guarantee you they are having a worse time on that plane.

I love it when dudes tangent about their love of the natural look... Lol! natural, suuuuuure! Why I just wake up this way!

I don't disagree! But it's like exercise, you know it will make you healthier but on the other hand.... Meh, exercise! ;)

I forgot about that one. I'm angry just thinking about that. And dammit, he's taller than me so his head is so close to the shower head that all I get is residual spray! Overspray that's already bounced off of him is too cold, I have to freaking attach myself to him like a squid to get a warm trickle over my ice cold…

I was gonna say "I'm 5"2 and my boyfriend is 6"3 and in our old shower that was normal and not comically small we were fine" but then I thought about it and I think he was fine, I was enthused because "I got SPIRIT!" But I'm pretty sure the "I'm going to die today" went through my mind each and every time even if I…

Ok, but what about those of us who don't take it off out of sheer laziness? That is my quandary :(

Awesome! I was part of some epic performance art!

This is irrelevant but we went and saw gladiator after. It cannot be said that I WAS NOT ENTERTAINED!

Didn't the Chinese invent pizza? :P

That doesn't mean ill see a brawl! I wasn't asking for good food! We were on the outskirts with literally zero other choices for food within reasonable distance. Newly arrived kids with heat stroke and terrible map reading! We would have eaten anything... Almost. The stuff on the floor had a lot of floor on it!

I was in a restaurant in Rome and waited forever for a pizza... I was sooo hungry. The waitresses were grumpy and after a while you could hear raised voices in the back. We figured fighting caused the delay. It was weird. It got weirder. The Screaming and yelling entered the dining room and the women were slamming our…

I think they wanted this....

Please tell me those servers got better jobs somewhere and are not currently unemployed :( tip stealing turds!