Awkward schmakward! I've just accepted that jezebel is now the place I can come tell everyone what freaky sex dream I just woke up from and not have to edit out all the shame sex dreams even if it's worse than you can imagine. Like if its someone you are disgusted by, but it's not just that you're disgusted with the…

YOU BASTARD BRET!

Um, you think we wouldn't do this for brad? Ummmm

Also,

I need to try and read Faulkner again (now that I'm not in school and I have to!) so I can be super mad about this.

You are becoming my favourite Jezzie commentator in mind blowing time. Mind blowing.

Is he still planning on doing blood meridian? because I cannot handle that. What's more, I cannot handle the wrath my boyfriend will be spewing should it ever come to fruition. I'm in love with a man who decided romance = reading me Cormac McCarthy books in bed. I'm no complaining, it's fun and all ;) but it means he…

I don't like her, not gonna lie. But I'm not on a mission or anything. Im not a jealous jolie rager! i just frequently find her insufferable - ive never thought i had a right to anything more than my feelings on it. She is a person, and i don't know her so ive no right to hate the woman or speak as if my feelings are…

I dunno, seems pretty straightforward to think that hormone changes cause stress. Having an actual physically evident cycle makes it a lot harder to deny that there is an actual systematic peak and valley thing going on but noting less tangible (as in less cotton absorbency needed and more cookie dough ice cream)…

It's like when the councilmen on parks and rec are keeping track of Leslie's cycle :P

Scent is released when he moves? I guess I get to giggle like the mature woman I am when a perfectly still man's sudden aroma reveals he's got sandalwood.......

im just slut shaming him, I have standards.

Gods yes! I have a really sweet save though! I either go with wax deficiency or pica and milk the sympathy vote!

That bastard site is addictive and confusing. I need it, I love it... But I wish it would be more realistic with what it wants from me! I can't live off of the results of all that cupcake porn and fatty foods that someone has brilliantly figured out how to inject into other fatty foods AND find the time/caloric gap to…

I'll have you know I don't just pin chalk paint recipes I also make them and drop them in my laundry room and cry myself go sleep because I think Martha Stewart is hiding somewhere, watching me fail. I need to know how to reuse my plastic spoons by fashioning them into a jankie ass chandelier!

I am the sworn defender of the pinkus! I cannot!

Ok, do tell! What books are worth your time? And how exactly would you sum them up? Because it would seem from your summaries you are picking up on the most superficial layers these books have to offer and ignoring the narratives involved.

Really? I find that anyone who uses insanely shallow generalisations or spends their time crafting themselves a hip reader persona complete with "oh! no no's!" so as to not appear too mainstream can usually be dismissed outright.....

I have to say I've only known one pinkus and she is the bomb! Awe!

I'm wondering if the "Hipster Critic" just googles "best loved American classics" and then proceeds to use the data to scoff at us non ironic readers of Steinbeck!