True!

Dear lord, Ed Helms looks like the bath salt addicted brother of Lucius Malfoy in that wig! He has "80's German hair band" written all over him.

I must secretly love Aussie puns because I had no inkling to groan! Just a slight decrease in glee when I couldn't think of another pun to volley back!

I thank you for neither blowing nor having a chunder..... ;)

Twas the princess i'm afraid! She and the prince didnt work out after she got canned from the only nanny job she could get and my phone started a'ringin! I'm her gullible squire! i should have made that more clear but I was blinded by bitterness! :P

I'm dying of excitement and I wasn't even involved! Retta was on Jezebel? Retta notices jezzies? She was within a virtual mile of the same virtual space I'm in? and she talked to a poster, kinda..? Must lay hands on commentator like that time liz lemon thought she met her idol Oprah (ignoring my enduring irritation…

Also, in my situation they call from Australia and get you to wire them money when it all goes down under (I should burn in hell for that pun). Then they never pay you back. :( . Many years later this leads to being pitied and slightly patronized on jezebel for your inability to shake the money back out of them. You…

As I walked by the heathrow duty free today I spied a giant arrangement of pims and thought to myself "that stuff sucks, nice try England". 'twas a warm, sunny day in london and my lady junk didn't care and wont buy any Pimms. So fail pimms, and England.

Shelter cat is my preference. I have a sweetold stray trying to remove my attention from this post as we speak....errr..write? Internets.... Anyway. He has been talking about it for years and should be get a place together this may become an issue. Honestly though, I just can't go with a breeder. If he wants a…

Yeah, I dunno. I think he just had a love of them as a kid. What I honestly think is that he's a little too willing to hear the pros over cons since this breed seems less out right exotic. He loves exotics animals but is very clear that he doesn't think it's right to own them. With the proper info I'm sure he'd do the…

Edit: kinja vs ipad accident post! Sorry!

Didn't ask for expert info, asked for info that wasn't coming directly from people with obvious conflicts of interest on the subject. And I'm not angry. Although if my bf brings home a savannah cat I sure as hell will be.

Is she under the impression that kids don't know they have genitals down there? Wth?

Does anyone know anything about pixie bobs? My boyfriend adores them and I'm uncomfortable with it. It would seem it is considered a mainly domestic cat but I've yet to find unbiased info on them. I ONLY ever want to get shelter cats but if he gets one i may find myself in for a bit of a fight. He's against exotic pet…

Hearing about this stuff makes me go absolutely postal. They always have massive complexes about their own worth in relation to these animals. How they're either heros that save them or blessed by the freaking cat lords with the power to tame them! Nobody needs exotic pets. I want one too! But tough shit for me! It's…

My thoughts exactly. He's looking at me like he knows though. Come here dammit! This is an amazing temptations treats ad. At this point that is the only shit that is gonna convince my cat to come anywhere near me. He knows mommy is a crazy cat lady. BUT I CONTROL THE KRINKLY BAG! IT'S CRUNCH TIME!

You'd get one of those hilarious...errr "you broke the Internet" 404's ;)

SO MUCH SIDE EYE!!!!!

if this guy morphs back into William Hurt in the middle of my sex dream tonight I'm going to be very unhappy. Fuck off William hurt, you keep wrecking it.

I wanna take a bite outta that lower lip....