scentless-apprentice
Scentless Apprentice
scentless-apprentice

That angled sideburn cut is bugging me. But I'm still going to need a change of underwear. Damn!

Yeah, he doesn't wear the "Liz Taylor in White Diamonds" look very well. Damn baby, you don't need the blur! If anything I'd like to age you a couple of years and get tht rugged look going! i feel like that's gonna be his peak sexiness...

Ewe, you wrecked it...

I hate people who think they are fit to have a primate as a pet. Self centred asshats. That is all.

Agreed, but I have zero love for prinz. but that doesn't make it any less slut shamey. I'm just flabbergasted that thurston gets to come out smelling like a rose in the press. It's not like prinz ever pledged her love to Kim - she sucks, but he's the one who hurt someone he was supposed to love. To me she should be

"Flavor of euphemism" - reality shows are officially out of ideas - BOYEEE!

My boyfriend has attempted to tell me that none of his exes or female friends ever complained about bowel movements and their period. That pissed me off - my response is usually during one of these episodes so all I can muster is "yeah, fucking lucky them, thanks for the info!" . yeah pal, they told you everything

You are a woman, but you aren't all women. The internet is full of considerably more to complain about than a natural process. And it's jezebel - it's a woman's issue. She spoke of her passion on the subject of RW by emphasizing she was so opinionated about it she yelped over the pain of a terrible period toilet

Agreed! the chaotic shift between feeling like you're crapping jagged rocks and then the floodgate barrier collapse is traumatizing! Ill complain if I want! To anyone! Especially my brothers because they were total assholes about it! "Can't you keep your tampons in your room?" - no I freaking cannot! Because I need

For talking about her period pain? On Jezebel? I facebook about my cramps - screw the "ewe period blood" haters! It's blood! It's a monthly occurrence that hurts like a mofo and I'm not allowed to make a peep about it? I'm not tweeting about a bad burrito I ate, it's something that is a part of most women's lives and

You mean in my general ipad settings? Because I'm absolutely certain this is only an issue when using kinja. My emails, other web posting, facebook are all fine. Just the kinja pop up box! It's making me sound more moronic than usual because i'm too bloody irritated to proofread by the time I've wrangled through the

Yeah, to this day my mom still looks at me with horror/desperate need for me to tell her it isn't her fault that she used a common slang for black licorice that was... Ummm... To anyone who has ever learned anything about African American history, !!!!!!a super racist word!!!!!! When she was a little kid.

I have the opposite thing going on, I guess? My name sounds Jewish, I look vaguely Jewish (I'm told... brown hair, glasses, eastern european = vaguely a lot of things) and according to the group of Jewish kids i hung around with for years before ever noticing whether any of us were Jewish (they noticed I wasn't Jewish

My boyfriend used to wear crocs for gardening.... But like many horrid croc owners he got sloppy and it moved beyond "garden only"..... One night I came around the walkway and finally came to appreciate the security light that always drove me nuts all night long as I narrowly avoided stepping into the biggest and most

I agree with all OGF (wrote "of" - fuck you kinja! Lol!) of that! And I hit recommend because it sounds like that is helpful... I don't know.

I try not to find him attractive because he just isn't my type. I have no idea how to explain this. But I keep having my brain invaded by tanning chatum (the other thing, I cannot get his name right on the first try, EVER, and it annoys me) sex thoughts. And sex dreams. What is wrong with me? Maybe the problem is

I have read Jezzie every day for years and I have no idea what/how this system works. I've been using the recommend button basically as a like button. I don't care if that's wrong!

For me (I emphasis this is rather specific, but it could be the same for others). heels tend to make the front of my foot feel awful after a little while, it's better depending on the fit and quality of the heel BUT it has nothing on the pain of my ankle/heel area when my foot isn't in a pointy position that makes the

Should I try it out on someone totally out of context? I think I should :P

Yeah, it's kind of like the whole "parenting book" thing. You probably don't gain as much from reading them as you do from the fact that your kid would have a parent that is concerned enough about their development to get some damn books on it.