What is up with those eyebrows?

I absolutely despise that all their plus size jeans have these super long inseams, they button up closer to my chest than my waist (I'm not Shaq, damn it)! I do like the standard t shirts, but they're very poorly sized so I always go up two more than my usual. It seems Target diminishes their awesome work-appropriate…

I buy these at Walgreens and they're great! Only problem is they go on matte, but so many colors, they're very bright and vibrant (two coats tops), and they dry fast! I think I bought my latest tealish color for $2.

Felt to me like the collective "aw shit" friends sigh as their disaster friend stumbles yet again.

Not to mention there's loopholes out of them. If you're in marching band, no PE at my middle and high school. Which doesn't really count since marching band kicked my ass. But even the two classes I took, I was either not able to participate because I was physically injured (that lady was a NUT, I got a concussion…

We have pirates. Everywhere. It's what Tampa really is all about. Even the Welcome Party had a lot of our local Krewes there for photo ops. They're milking what we're known for big time. They're also raiding and going undercover at our major clubs, I think they've only done one huge arrest pre-RNC.

Or you can go during one of the more non-gothy nights and enjoy the most amazing 90s pop music remix and people-watching EVER. I live here too and I'm hiding out for a week. Not even attempting to look in downtown's direction.

The woman has perfect pitch, I would never feel confident enough sitting next to her judging others, ESPECIALLY if I was Nicki Minaj, Queen of Terribleness.