Do you like booze and talking shit!? CAUSE WE DO!!!!!
You forgot the one where the actual groom (!!!!) tried hooking up with the poster!
Exactly. If someone was doing that in my apt I wouldn’t go in and close the blinds and set the damn mood for them either. We’re adults, knock it off until you get home!
Thank god other people agree with me on this. It’s not insane to expect that your party guests aren’t fucking all over your living space in public view. Nobody is making “drama” but the two people who decided their moment of sexual fulfillment was more important than literally anybody else’s privacy, enjoyment, or…
Right?!! People are within their right to ask that others not fuck in their home during a party. Don’t like the house rules? leave!
I just turned to my husband, read your post outloud and thanked him for doing this for me on our wedding night (in a bathtub!!!). His response:
“I don’t remember this. It was late. What’s a bobby pin?”
He then had me clarify that they’re the things used to pick locks in movies.
Just want to point out that your header picture (aka Bill from Freaks and Geeks), grew up to look like this ^
In a traditional Serbian wedding (which is what I had...my husband is also Serbian), its an old school tradition for the groom and his entire family to come to the bride’s family and “buy” the bride, basically. This dates back hundreds and hundreds of years. Groom and his family bring gifts and money to showcase their…
Just want to state this. "People should not have children if they cannot afford them!" Well, as a small business owner-"Business should not have EMPLOYEES if they cannot afford them." That means you should provide a decent salary, health benefits and paid time off, especially for family/medical related issues.
my only experience with Hooters at all is my Grandmother was a huge fan, because of owls. Owls.
This is the single greatest thing I've seen...ever? I don't know how I survived Europe without out it, but I won't make that mistake again.
I come from such a prudish midwestern background that I cannot even imagine what it would be like to have a mother with spread eagle nudes all over the internet from several stages of her fame. REMEMBER THE VANILLA ICE SHOOT?
I have said in the past that she is 100% the embarrassing mom on Instagram. I forgot she had…
UM, KATHERINE CHLOE CAHOON TO THE RESCUE, Y'ALL.
Confondre des Gaulles would be a great airport if it only had to serve as an example of interesting architecture and a playground for machinery. Nobody seems to have thought of how people were supposed to navigate it — especially foreigners who have to do complicated tasks such as deciding which possibly quite distant…
Gawd, I knew I would find this in the comments. The fact that it's feminists who are criticizing him the most proves that, once again, feminists are feminism's worst enemies. We say we want allies but I guess by "allies", we mean "silent masochistic punching bags". It's kinda sad when you're just as disgusted by the…
Love Annie Lennox.
It's how kitty cats are made! They're summoned from the darkest depths of Hell using masking tape hexograms during the ancient, unholy rite of Volo Infertus Catus, while the demonic choruses shriek the ear splitting, mystical chant of 'Here kitty kitty kitty kitty'.