I feel bad for you because you are an ignorant asshole.

Lay the fuck off the platypus.

Blue “Devils”?

17 5/32" / 5 = 16.2 centipedes?

#gumballmoronlivesmatter

“We’re going through tires like crazy, but the good news is, we’ve got all the arrows we can eat!”

You should demand your money back.

And yet somehow, it was still the best and most memorable thing about That dumpster fire of a movie.

LEE HARVEY OSWALD DOESN’T BURN HOT ENOUGH TO MELT MONSANTO CHEMTRAILS!! #WAKEUPSHEEPLE!!

Story #1 - Car enthusiast has devastating loss. Members of enthusiast community join together and salvage car for friend.

I get to go see both CVB and Cracker on January 1st.

There are many American companies that insist on proper safety attire for workers in foreign countries (usually because they don’t want to be the next company exposed as an evil corporation making a profit at the expense of sweat shop workers in a less developed country).