Bath salts?

-If I already have smoke detectors, and they’re going off, what is the “smart” fire extinguisher supposed to tell me?

Take your star and go.

I had to read way too far until the article told me how a person could contract fatal monkey herpes. Up to that point, I was thinking we had finally reached Peak Florida.

My mother always said this would happen if I didn’t wear protection on macaque

As if there weren’t enough ways to get herpes in Florida.

This is Florida. Just open up monkey hunting to the public, put a 10 bag limit per Hunter per licence, and sell unlimited licenses to hunters.

He puts the SL in SLeigh.

In this case, I reckon the only tool involved is sitting behind the wheel!

At least his wipers won’t stick to the windshield. #silverlining

Ketchup on your hot dog? You’re lucky you don’t get beat with a nightstick for that.

Is Zach Efron driving an Alero in that picture?

I’m with this guy. This is an unprecedented business opportunity.

It’s all fun and games until I’m buying a used one that says “Happy Graduation Princess”

A FEW defended him? A FEW!? Bullshit. The comments on that article basically ended up being the straw that broke my back for faith in the human race. Not electing Trump. Not Nazis making a comeback in 2017. The fucking comments on that article.

Because you (the driver) can’t see them. Hood ornaments trace their history back to the Boyce MotoMeter, which was an early way to measure water temperature. Many companies simply added extra ornamentation around it (Packard pictured below), either as standard, or as aftermarket add-ons. When the MotoMeter became…

Penis: COAXIAL CABLE

You are right this was explained in a cannon explanation. It may not be based in science but it was a forcefield that contained the blade till the force field came in contact with something and allowed the forcefield to be breached in that one area to allow it to cut things.

That dude wearing sandals?

Ukrainian truck drivers ain’t got time for that.