He puts the SL in SLeigh.

In this case, I reckon the only tool involved is sitting behind the wheel!

At least his wipers won’t stick to the windshield. #silverlining

Ketchup on your hot dog? You’re lucky you don’t get beat with a nightstick for that.

Is Zach Efron driving an Alero in that picture?

I’m with this guy. This is an unprecedented business opportunity.

It’s all fun and games until I’m buying a used one that says “Happy Graduation Princess”

A FEW defended him? A FEW!? Bullshit. The comments on that article basically ended up being the straw that broke my back for faith in the human race. Not electing Trump. Not Nazis making a comeback in 2017. The fucking comments on that article.

Because you (the driver) can’t see them. Hood ornaments trace their history back to the Boyce MotoMeter, which was an early way to measure water temperature. Many companies simply added extra ornamentation around it (Packard pictured below), either as standard, or as aftermarket add-ons. When the MotoMeter became…

Penis: COAXIAL CABLE

That dude wearing sandals?

Ukrainian truck drivers ain’t got time for that.

RIGHT

why the fuck did he do this to an E46 wagon

The ZX2 had some pep once you did a few mods/hacks. It also got great mileage and was practical as long as you didn’t need to get anyone in or out of the back seats.

Booze OR alcohol.

I’m a “false gearhead” because I don’t like this ugly turd? Kiss my ass.

But wait, it gets better.

The traffic simulation is perfectly accurate

Woah, that’s nuts. The only thing is, those simulators I assume must think that everyone that comes up to the intersection understands how it operates. How many people do you see come up to roundabouts and just stop while waiting for everyone to go?