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why the fuck did he do this to an E46 wagon

The ZX2 had some pep once you did a few mods/hacks. It also got great mileage and was practical as long as you didn’t need to get anyone in or out of the back seats.

Booze OR alcohol.

I’m a “false gearhead” because I don’t like this ugly turd? Kiss my ass.

But wait, it gets better.

The traffic simulation is perfectly accurate

Woah, that’s nuts. The only thing is, those simulators I assume must think that everyone that comes up to the intersection understands how it operates. How many people do you see come up to roundabouts and just stop while waiting for everyone to go?

You should have pulled right behind her and turned on your high beams.

I’m about to shine 100 watt lasers into assholes who insist on driving with ill-eagle HIDS, or high beams constantly.

Why didn’t you take off the door card, inspect the mechanism, and lube up or replace whatever piece in the system was sticking?

That rescue went swimmingly!

If someone has a real suggestion as to how to get NK to simmer down, without any loss of life, I’d love to hear it.

Otherwise, facing the reality that NK is going to kill some certain number of people at some certain point in the future requires us to decide whether those casualties are on our terms or on Kim Jong…

I think this driving style is called “fast car stupid”.

Sorry, how is this a good thing? Interstate 66 is a public road funded by tax dollars and someone thinks it’s okay to charge nearly $40 to use it? That’s insanity. Especially since EZ pass is getting a cut

Sorry, but the cheetah is a lot more impressive than the car, hands down. The cheetah can’t be much larger than the human in the car, and I have to believe that its diet is much less calorically dense than the fossil fuel burned by the vehicle. And still, it got the holeshot on the Formula 1 car and kept it tight…

Smacks of the city-covered planet of Coruscant, where the rich and important figures stay on the highest levels of the world’s infrastructure, whereas the lower you go in levels, the shadier and more dangerous it gets. Crime, poverty, and going home to rethink your life after peddling death sticks to a Jedi run amok…

Andrew Neville Wilman was invited to the Royal Television society conference held Bi annually at King College Cambridge.

There are tons of car snobs on Jalopnik, but I’m not one of them. Loving cars is about loving ALL cars, and loving them for what they are. There’s a lot to be said for a humble Alero that was so dismissed by society that it could be bought for a dollar (and going to be wrecked originally) but still wanting to show…

Reasons why I look into other cars at stop lights: