No they’re so great. I love how it counts downs from 5, but doesn’t actually know how long 5 seconds actually is and fuck it, I’m staring at this Miller ad for 9 seconds. It’s GREAT.

Read: Gizmodo Media Group will have to pick a different, less fucking annoying advertising strategy.

100% real.

“Homeless guy walks up to my car, yells at me and says insulting things.”

“ she didn’t know she hit him”. Oh, okay, so your best defense is a reckless disregard for use of a fucking firearm? Like, I deal with a lot of homeless folks. Thanks to our broken mental health system, a lack of social services, and rampant drug abuse, it is totally possible for a homeless guy to, for want of a…

God she’s beautiful.

It’s the “bomb” Doc gave to the Iranians!

Car owners will be shocked to find out what this device does!

I feel like this could have had more views if it wasn’t a male nipple...

BWAHAHAHA, that would be the other way around. The black character would be able to win the game at level 5 because it’s already been won by white characters who had been playing instead of smoking blunts due to affirmative action.

While this looks pretty good, and as good as Nicholas Hoult may or may not be, there will always be only one Tesla in my mind...

I hope they mention how JP Morgan bankrupted and blacklisted Tesla for wanting to supply infinite free power to the world and that once he died alone in a small room the FBI and US government took all of his paperwork.

Edison was a thief, fraud and liar. He stole many of his major inventions including the movie camera, and did not invent the light bulb but only found a practical filament material, solely by trial and error. He cheated Tesla out of promised payments, and stole his innovations. He actively tried the destroy Tesla by…

I was fine with The Prestige.

He owns an airline. I’m sure he could have managed something.

Because the pilots have balls so big they need a plane like that to carry them

Until your race can excel in anything besides basketball, I’ll take pro-tips and soapbox preaching from somebody else, mmkay??