Like this is some kind of surprise. Raptors have been good at tearing through fences since 1993.

SMART. Those will never need new tires, ever.

There may have been, and I may be winning.

You’re wrong.

*Someone’s* eager to be called names on the internet!

Fucking cheapskate humiliation fetishists.

You’re kidding, right? This has got to be a troll.

I’m not going to lie, Jalopnik membership not withstanding, I would rather an amateur auto shop than nosy religious zealot assholes any day. It really doesn’t matter what you are into, those are the kinds of people that make neighborhoods awful and negatively impact property values long-term.

Community typically grows…

Serious? WTF are you doing on this website?

Please sit in your car with the engine running, in your garage with the garage doors closed, and think for as long as your tiny shitbrain is capable of doing so, about the very stupid thing you’ve posted.

....You realize you posted this comment on a website dedicated to reporting the news to the exact type of people who would open such a garage, right?

At first I thought you were being petty, but damn if that fence isn’t actually made out of dildos. Excelsior, good sir.

Had to scroll back and take another look. Not sure I’m glad I did.

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.

I had a meeting with a senior VP from Costco last year, and at one point remarked that my favorite lunch at age 40 is the exact same thing as my favorite lunch at age 15: a Costco hot dog (with mustard and onions) and soda for $1.50. He told me “That’s my favorite, too, and that price is going to stay the same as long…

The Krikland hot dog has been seriously wronged by being left off of this list.

I am surprised they aren’t on the list. They’re my favorite.

That isn’t a hotdog, that is part of a salad that happens to be on a bun.

If you have a Costco card, the Kirkland Signature hot dogs are manufactured by Hebrew National. Great deal if you need a lot of hot dogs.