Except no one uses the Caprice (except for the Baltimore PD, otherwise I’ve never seen one). I’d be willing to bet 98% of the population thinks it’s just a Malibu.

Now show us how he parked at the airport...

Meanwhile, elsewhere in the world:

BMW as a graduation gift? I’m assuming she entered a 1-way construction zone illegally and the truck driving towards her was the pilot car.

Regardless of your perspective, this is our history as a country. To say that these historic items should be destroyed because they represent something about our history that we don’t like is absolutely absurd.

I appreciate the information in the report, but your biased spin on the whole thing really detracts from the…

Gizmodo:. Fair And Balanced Reporting

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

I was going to take a class to get this good at jumping rope, but I skipped it.

New ad: “I’m super gorgeous, a 10/10, but I also have herpes. Love, Giulia”

If the CIA is investigating you, you’ve probably got bigger problems than using the Internet.

Age it will happen to you too. One day you’re 21 wearing your Acid Wash Jean Jacket with the Metalllic Back Patch head banging in your sweet IROC-Z, the next day you’re the bald old guy on the internet.

...wish they were hard-wired to self-destruct

I paid $12 to throw away a Coldplay CD.

I have the weirdest boner right now.

Three on the tree, how hard could it be?

I can’t keep quiet about this anymore.

Clean up your room before you shoot a video, people