This is literally the only phone I would get for my kids, if I had kids. Yes you can call your dad, no, you cannot get on the internet or play games on it. Or claim that you couldn’t call because your battery died. Or break it.

That’s a huge round.... tire that she is standing on.

Proof, once again, that dogs are superior to cats. You know what a cat would do in that situation?

I don’t really want to buy Honda . . . But I do love getting drunk and going to places. . .

Checks all the boxes, while being available in a stick and getting better economy.

The Archer P.I. promo comes pretty close:

Now, if they’d actually had Rick Sanchez performing Never Gonna Give You Up and animated their own shot-for-shot remake of the music video using their own characters, that’d be something. Nothing for me will ever top this Archer promo.

Reminds me of one of my favorite games from back in the day.

octopus/ribbon alien, you say?

That’s a really good point: let’s see Owen earn the disdain and distrust he holds for “adventure” and the Jedi.

McGregor and Edgerton would make a good one-off team. After seeing this article, i’m seeing Owen as some Clint Eastwood post-Unforgiven type character; that he did see some sh** go down at some point in his life, left him with some ptsd which shines a bit more light to him being codgy and wanting Luke to have none of…

This is why we need the Obi-wan interquel film. Not with Maul and on Tattooine, but there’s something there about Luke being threatened and Owen and Ben having to travel offworld, differing on the use of lethal force, etc. There’s a great Spaghetti Western/moody, washed out drama that can be drawn from that. McGregor…

/b/ never forgets

We will hit a technological wall. Humanity will destroy itself before we invent interstellar travel.

This is exactly what would happen as well, unless we somehow hit a technological wall. It’s also why generational ships don’t make any sense until you figure out how to go faster than light.

The problem with long missions like this is obsolescence. What if we get these probes going at 12% the speed of light, then at the 50 year mark, we invent technology that allows us to manipulate the effective mass of a spacecraft, allowing us to go 50% the speed of light?

The one that went in the oven and the one that came out are different... there’s no tomato sauce in the one that went in.

Imagine a small section of the Earth’s orbit, i.e. the path that the Earth travels along. Because it’s just a short section of the orbit, it doesn’t make a full circle, but instead is a curved line. We call that an “arc”.

If you expect anything approaching accuracy from this site you’re gonna have a bad time. I’m surprised they couldn’t find a way to inject a Trump joke into this article.