I’m a total klutz myself & I’m constantly tripping & falling. My expert opinion is that all her falls have been legit. She may exaggerate them a bit, because if you’re gonna fall, might as well have fun with it. Otherwise it’s just fucking embarrassing.

since they keep releasing the code name to the press...

oh, were they supposed to keeps these names secret?

I can’t watch this enough. It gets better each time.

I assume paid. Certainly not the first time he’s had to pay a crowd to get people to show up. I hope she got paid.

I wa worried you had given up!

BUT OMG LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE GIF OF HIM WITH HIDDLESTON!

there are as many potato gifs as there are channing tatum gifs. they are all the same gifs.

looks like a bleached then spray-tanned anus

hey, Gwen Stefani columbused bindis way before Vanessa Hudgens. it’s like you don’t even study history or whatever.

Reading on the bus, a guy kept trying to talk to me. I responded shortly & didn’t look up. Finally said, “sorry, I don’t mean to be rude but I really just want to read my book.” Guess how quickly he called me an ugly bitch & threatened to stab me?

is there an answer that won’t make me hate you?

I would like to start a conversation about sexual harassment with you.

Donald Trump, decomposing ear of corn