is there an answer that won’t make me hate you?

I would like to start a conversation about sexual harassment with you.

Donald Trump, decomposing ear of corn

that is strange & terrifying

yeah, I’ve had sleep paralysis since I was a kid. That shit is insane.

I was asking both sarcastically & sincerely

so I can get this to “treat” my sleep paralysis?

Right?! Don’t you just want to go up to her all like “excuse me, I’m sorry to bother you, but I just have to tell you, I love your voice.”

This is why I’ll never have kids

Oh you’ll get a load of shit from them

Still a bad idea to cross a girl with an army of crows

Already is

ok but really, why are these people trying to make an enemy of a girl with an army of crows?

“No one wants to be trapped living inside an Alfred Hitchcock horror movie,”

yep. every time I favorite someone’s tweets that’s me saying “hey! I love you! pay attention to me!”

crap. I want this, but not enough to pay urban outfitters

wait. how are maxi skirts inappropriate?

I had that skirt.

why can’t they just give in & sell clothes to the really immature adult women who were teens in the 90’s when dELiA*s was actually relevant?