Article?! Who has time for that? I thought everyone just reads the headline and then scrolls straight down to post an angry comment?

The problem is that with the economy the way it is, you would be building the world's largest vacant building.

Now this man is dedicated!

You sir do not understand the importance of cinematic nudity then. If we don't have that, then we don't have anything.

Wait....this isn't an Apple Store? So....was this not Steve Jobs then?!

"SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!"

This is a relief. So now when I ignore what ever the hell dangerous thing my kids are doing, I know they are just helping themselves in the longrun. Thank Christ!

Fucking right they do. I have had their album on repeat for the better part of a week.

I know right. That reminds me of the time I was asked to pilot a 747.

First off, it is dead easy to do yourself. I am a fucking idiot about these things too.

I actually agree with this. I have both an iPhone and a rooted Nook Color running Gingerbread. I just find the Android marketplace to be pretty sparse.

Wow, 2009 me is so pumped! 2011 me doesn't give a fuck anymore.

Let me check with the Apple lawyers.........

I bought a Gateway laptop last year because of the specs and cheap price. I get...and I am not exaggerating here....about 55 minutes on a full battery. Yes, you get what you pay for with Gateway.

Yup, money is money. I work in the medical device industry and we see this all of the time (especially with the large company I work for). It is costly to develop something only to watch it fail. It is easier and more cost efficient to purchase something that is already proven.

While fireworks are illegal here in Massachusetts, one can quickly cross over to another state that sells them. I have been known to get them in New Hampshire myself. My big question is, how is New Hampshire only listed as "Just don't get too crazy" above?! They have the most fucking batshit crazy fireworks…

@wjglenn, I agree with you....somewhat. My big problem is that while I know I myself would bring my brains to the party, I can't count on others doing that as well. Maybe there should be profiling if you want to buy fireworks. Like say if you show up to a fireworks store with a mullet/wife beater combo, you get…

Yeah but this way she can get the boobies in the shot. And you know, boobies are cool.

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