Came here to say this, but I am in year two of being banished into the greys.  

Yeah like Im going to see a movie that only got a 3 minute ovation at the Venice Film Festival.  I have a 10 minute plus ovation policy

I have a house keeping service that comes once a week and the lock only activates for them on Wednesdays.  My neighbor has a smart lock too and has a dog walking service.  They can unlock the door M-F from 10:00-12:00.  No longer do we have to hand out keys

I have one.  You can still use a physical key with the August lock

Holy shit, touch some grass you basement dweller

I have a 1.5 million dollar home. In a pricey area of Massachusetts. Its like a modest home in comparison to others in my town. I don’t pretend that my home isn’t worth a lot BUT I also am not deluded in thinking this is still the 80s and I will be featured on Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. Come marvel at my…

Wasn’t she 7 and looked inside her sister’s vagina?  I’m a recovering victim of child molestation myself, I don’t see how this equates to the old man that cornered me a few times when I was a kid.  No matter how much right wing media wants to equate it

Animal Crossing is the first and will probably be the only Switch game that I have bought multiple copies of. I had to buy three copies, one for me and one for each one of my kids. We all wanted total control of our islands and I didn’t feel like telling my kids to share an island when at the time of the game’s…

Not sure if you saw Greenland, which is a good but by no means perfect movie.....BUT..... Gerard was actually pretty great in it.  

As a huge King fan I can wholeheartedly say that having one of his books start out amazing and then nose dive seems to be the rule and not the exception

I like both Chris Pratt AND James Corden.  So I probably am not in the AV Club target audience anymore

My previous home had a geothermal heat pump which was tied into my water well and worked fairly efficiently for average heating and cooling. Where it often struggled though was when the weather would be either ends of extreme (heat waves in July and deep freezes in winter). I don’t know if this system I had was…

I was an avid commenter on this site like a decade ago. Back then the TV Club sections were numerous and the pieces regarding current entertainment were just so well written. There were even numerous book and music reviews! Remember those?? Articles like this are just embarrassing, I really need to stop coming here.…

I would 100% recommend Phogs. Just came out a few months ago (it’s on Gamepass if you have that). My wife and I play it together all the time!

I am not quite sure anything having a mixed reaction online is a story in itself

I will give a counter point, you are wrong. 

I binge watched all four seasons of Last Man on Earth and now I just can’t not see Tandy.  What a frickin turd and a massive dong he is

This is why my favorite Foo album is actually just a killer playlist I made of their songs.  

I dont know, I have seen the Prom and found it really awful, but James Corden was suprisingly one of the only things I enjoyed in it

I share one with my kids.  We created a fake Facebook account to attach it too.  It was an initial inconvenience but after it is linked to the fake account, you never have to think about it.