I'd love for bill burr to yell the news at me every night. "Those ISIS cunts, GFY!"

That was exactly what I was thinking. My first thought was, "really". Then hit play. Holy Shit he can still bring it.

I find the very notion that Dan Snyder fucks horses to be suspect at best, disturbing at worst. I've never heard any eyewitness accounts that Dan Snyder fucks horses, nor have I seen any shocking leaked videos showing that Dan Snyder fucks horses. The rumor that Dan Snyder fucks horses has been verified by no one in…

All of this could have been avoided had his caddie suggested a different club.

Apparently, he masked the pain by taking 35 shots a night.

God is a capricious, power-hungry jerk who lives vicariously through his only son, what makes you think he *wouldn't* watch the NFL

"Soccer is 90% mental and the other half is just making a wanking motion."

I cannot even conceive of the greed necessary to attempt to steal everything your child has. And this goes a step further by stealing everything he has and a lot of stuff he doesn't have yet. Un-fucking-believable.

Leave it to a creationist to start making shit up.

California is currently sitting on a $4 BILLION surplus, how is your shit hole doing?

Who cares?

Tough break for the Lions, losing Suh for the entirety of the playoffs.

Seriously. This is like when I went into my boss's office and demanded more responsibility and authority, and she asked me who I was.

"If Dan Snyder is the owner, we want out."

"If Danny boy is still the owner of the dumpster fire, we want out."

If that is what you want, go read another website.

Wow, they actually found a way to put the words "Cleveland Browns" and "pathetic" in the same sentence and yet STILL BE WRONG. Damn.

If we're all supposed to honor and respect you for being big strong men willing to take a bullet to enforce the law and protect the public, maybe you shouldn't undercut that by being hysterically overreactive crybabies about the slightest implication that maybe somebody in your ranks is doing a shitty job?

HOW IS THIS A THING? How can cops face criminals and bad guys, but balk in the face of even the mildest criticism when they totally fucked up?