Looking forward to Goodell appearing on Celebrity Jeopardy and being unable to phrase his responses in the form of a question and changing his Final Jeopardy wager after the fact.

Great tactic actually. If history has told us anything about Kobe, it's that first comes the assault, then comes the ring.

Lets look at the facts:

1. Chuck Johnson shits.
2. Someone shit on the floor.
3. Chuck Johnson has provided no evidence that he did not shit on the floor.

Conclusion: Chuck Johnson is a serial floor-shitter-onner.

"Nice Pass"

Who else stopped reading at Gloria Allred?

I preach this all day long, but all i hear is "RG3 has great weapons", "They block fine for the run"(as if pass-blocking and run-blocking are the same), and "We need help in the secondary/DL/LB"(true, but definitely not the most pressing need).

It would be the most Snyder thing ever if they finally get their first round pick back in April then use it to replace RG3.

I haven't seen Rocky or Shawshank.

It's just not fair, how you white people suffer.

Until he breaks the equipment because he's using it like a fucking asshole.

Wow, that girl is unbelievable!

Is anyone really surprised that FSU girls have gotten really good at avoiding football players?

It's fun to watch a guy who makes over $400,000 year off the play of his school's unpaid athletes try to stake out the moral high ground.

No. As much as I like Costner's movies, Wyatt Earp is not better than Tombstone.

literally invisible

Not to sound racist, but Peyton is the biggest douchebag in the world.

What a bunch of crock. Who wrote this article? Smush Parker?

"Both of the attackers, who are brothers".

Nope, not anymore. I know that racism has always existed. But there is a neo-racism in this country that has bloomed since we elected a black president. It's as if the presence of a black man in charge in the White House has enraged the previously quiet racists. And, spurred on by the right wing media and "code…

Please mark your extra amount "apply to principal." If you mark it "apply to principle," there's no telling what they'll do with it.