"There is no room for Donald Sterling in our organization"
The Hornet
scattershot
Roosevelt should have seen this coming when the Secret Service changed his codename to Watership.
Brewed in Chicago. (I'll just say it the once and trust you'll reread as necessary.)
It isnt a black and tan - it's a fucking half and half. Damn it.
Any fan who thought the large beer was a better deal and shelled out $7 for the 20 oz. beer instead of paying $8 for two 16 oz. deserves what they got.
I honestly don't see the problem here. You don't deserve to play if you can't handle softball questions.
Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry
Well, no shit there were so many crashes. The stupid Russians only finished building half the pipe.
Most of the claims relate to loss of consortium, as the resulting injury has kept him from screwing his patients.
How the hell are they planning to play the game without footballs?
If only he had some way to accurately clock his speed.
Grammar scholarships.
If those kids really wanted to win with numbers they should've taken on Americans instead.
My guess is they just assumed Perkins would be standing around in the middle of whatever it is they were trying to do anyway.
The Packers—the Packers!—still have 7,500 seats remaining
Even though Philly sold all their tickets, three of four Eagles fans will definitely be blacked out.
Are you sure she's walking away?
Tiny Tim needs to get the fuck over it already.