A Schiano Man would leak which kids' parents are separated.

Hmmm. Lemme try a few:

This is the "clean" Tour de France where they actually stringently test and enforce drug rules.

So, I guess that lady's pregnant?

Further proof that Wilt Chamberlain was not of this Earth.

Fuck this.

"Same story with the Red Mesa (Ariz.) High School Redskins. They wear the name with fierce pride. They absolutely don't see it as an insult. But what do they know? The student body is only 99.3 percent Native American."

I know an atheist who is offended by religious names like the New Orleans Saints and Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.

They're not cheerleaders, they're "song girls" ;)

That's very cool.

I think a narrow view is what defines this family.

Not really. Forever fuck this child, his family and anybody who thinks its okay to behave like this.

Well if those DBs would stop niggling him, maybe the problem would solve itself.

If your opinion of Santa Barbara is based on Fiesta, the biggest tourist week of the year in a town incredibly reliant on tourism, then that's your fault. The people who are getting wasted in sombreros downtown? Guess what they aren't from SB either - worst case scenario they're UCSB students.

Not to be one of "those guys," Tom, but a few typos in the first sentence:

Berman may be the one who responds though. He seems like the kind of guy that would enjoy sucking his own dick.

Some say I look a bit like Chris Berman of ESPN. Some say I sound like Gilbert Gottfried. Some say I taste like rancid milk. Some say I smell like a dead raccoon trapped in a hot car trunk. Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some call me Mictlantecuhtli, the Aztec lord of death. They're right.

"Just what I've always been looking for! A 53 year old married bisexual man that looks like Chris Berman!"

"Tweet a pic of your favorite black driver!"

In Alabama, if you only misspell one word out of nine, you'll probably be chosen to give the speech at graduation.