I’m calling that mother fuckers office right now.

OMG you missed the cutest woke man there.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

Michelle Field’s boyfriend should have given him a pile driver that night.

Every time I see his face, I’m reminded of the way he spoke to Van Jones on Election Night and wonder why Van didn’t punch this guy in the face. And then I remember he’s a gentleman and a much better person than I ever am.

I don’t know why the Democrats are doing this. I really, really wish everyone would just calm down and stop pissing him off.

Ha ha, “elections”

I think it’s supposed to be in 2018

When is reelection in Russia?

Jesus is probably the only one who can answer that question.

after Putins death

Every time a scalper loses money on tickets, and angel gets its wings. And every time Trump is ignored by someone, the world becomes a little brighter.

It is very real and very scary.

As previously reported, there are no women or minorities in any of Trump’s highest-ranking cabinet positions.

Most of the cabinet are actually Russian moles planted many years ago.

Surely with this high level and classy cabinet, the concerns of REAL Americans will go noticed by the swamp.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sit yourself down and get ready for a real big shock: Donald Trump’s cabinet will be more white and male than any cabinet since that of Ronald Reagan in 1981. As previously reported, there are no women or minorities in any of Trump’s highest-ranking cabinet positions. Read more over at the New York Times.