He was the first one they cast too apparently :)

Did anyone see this yet? I died.

The bf and I spent all day Saturday watching season 1. Cannot wait.

Yep, that’s why no man ever has been raped, no drugs have ever been used to limit people’s ability to fight back, and rape is solely a thing that occurs in a dark alley when a tiny defenseless woman is attacked by a big strong man!

“It should bother you because when you come into Pennington Quality Market your food is going to be in my stomach.”

Yeah, but....

Excuse me, I have to get to a doctor. My eyeballs have rolled so far back into my head that I’ve gone blind.

I’m bothered too. It seems weird that he was expected to do something, and that the girl’s father is talking to People. If I hear that an ex of mine died, I’m sad, but I don’t assume their family is perishing to hear from me. It’s not about me.

Twiddles is no fun anymore. Ever since Kim flayed T-Swizzle alive and wore her skin on Snapchat, Lord & Taylor have been a snooze-fest.

It all apparently became too much to handle, because People is reporting that Eastwood finally called Brangman’s father, Alexander, on Tuesday

No.

For now yes. Unclear what happens after this interim three-week period but yeah all my stuff will appear in this space, and I love it. Jezebel is an amazing site, and I especially love its pop culture coverage. I’m excited to contribute to it regularly.

K-Stew and R-Pattz’s relationship became a brand instead of, you know, a relationship.