BINGO! A PR stunt worthy of Kardashian.

i don’t drink it i just keep it around to throw in bobby’s face

A. Candle. Selling. For. Four. Hundred. Seventy. Dollars.

Prince Harry marrying Kerry Washington despite Barack Obama being concerned about their dangerous boat wedding.

Angelina and Jen: We’re in love. And having a baby.

More of these GEORGE ZIMMERMAN PUNCHED IN THE FACE stories, please!

Mine too. *hugs*

Guys. Guys! Guyssssss. It’s not like she was (whispers) a caramel latte if you know what I mean....she um.....I mean everyone should follow the law, but it’s not like she (whispers) was a chocolate chip brownie if you know what I mean. People make mistakes! All that paperwork! But it not like she was (in a loud…

Update:

Yeah people as a collective really suck. I really wish we didn’t have to have people, but there is a big problem with that situation.

#notallpeople

SAME. Fuck this day/year/planet. I’m out.

well they live in style

“When daycares send their infants, they’re not sending their best. They’re bringing colic. They’re bringing germs. They’re poopy. And some, I assume, are good babies.”