It feels like someone tossed a cleaver into your lower abdomen from a relatively close distance and began twisting it clockwise, then counter-clockwise, along with the accompanying ever present fear that you’re leaving a trail of gore where ever you roam. 4 Advil? Don’t mind if I do!

Sure people definitely write songs about their exes, but not all artists post a break up voicemail for the world to hear; or never accept responsibility for A SINGLE fallout between friends/boyfriends. I can see where you’re coming from in the sense that people are really enjoying taking her down. However, she’s…

They sure do but I don’t know who Adele is singing about in any of her songs but everyone and their mother knows who Taylor is singing about in Dear John.

This is the most romantic thing I’ve ever read. They’re right up there with Gomez and Morticia Addams and Nick and Nora Charles for Relationship Goals.

I’m not sure what’s more pathetic: that Meghan Trainor likes the Cheesecake Factory, or that she’s so stupid to think that she wouldn’t be recognized at one. The Venn diagram of Meghan Trainor fans and people who like the Cheesecake Factory is a single circle.

God, I love Matt Damon so much!

*vomits*

Pictured: Trump’s death bed.

#notalllatinas think he’s a great monster! Some of us think he’s a flatulant small handed impotent monster who has to wear diapers at night and cries in the shower, who only messes up facts because he never learned to read and only hates brown people because he’s never properly figured out how to tan his skin enough,…

Um, does anyone care about historical facts? Anyone at all?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck ooooooooooooooooff.

a New York Jew with a copy of the Times tucked into her bag.

Hey Bobby-

I had a full-term stillbirth and I related to so very much of this. I can’t even fathom being in a position where making a choice and being forced to jump through a million hoops to see that choice through were part of the equation.