Rage. Fear. Entitlement. Desperation to be noticed.

Unkempt troll doll found floating facedown in a tub of rancid Beluga caviar

You’re welcome.

Keep doing the Lord’s work everyone!

There are so many inspired descriptions that I didn't think I would be able to choose my favorite. That is until I saw #45: KKK rally port-a-potty holding tank. That made me have to clean my monitor screen.

Addendum: thank god.

I love this place. I’ve been here for years and I intend to be here no matter what happens. This whole thing just makes me ill. I feel legitimately nauseous.

I was worried I wouldn't be able to talk to my internet people anymore or I would have to go to somewhere else to find them.

Maybe not murder but those shorts are a shin.

I was the one that really broke the glass ceiling on behalf of women

“She broke up with him this week,” the source said. “She gave a bulls - - t excuse about her career. He was ring shopping.”

They’ve described the separation as amicable, so I’m guessing they were separated for months before the split legally happened. Some folks pointed out in the earlier post on this that her now-ex husband disappeared from her instagram photos a few months ago.

It’s possible (probable, really) they were on the outs for a while before the split became public.

I’d dump a pizza to date Chris Evans. And I fucking love pizza.