Very with the times (Costco, so in right now!), durable, and insulated to keep your 5 lb. bag of individually wrapped salmon fillets frozen for a couple hours!

SHEIKHS! AYATOLLAHS! IMAMS! JAFAR FROM ALADDIN! PEDOPHILES FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD! THEY WERE ALL INTERESTED IN THIS UNDERAGE GIRL!

I know this isn’t an open forum and yet I cannot contain my excitement. Given that Everlast is a has been, can I talk about my waiting to exhale moment? This is totally out of the normal commenting but I just had to give a huge thank you to so many Jezebelians who talked me off the ledge while selling our house. My…

Drumpf get’s his small hands from his mom

I thought my wedding was a little dramatic cuz my parents are divorced and don’t really love spending time together.

oh bee hive yourself.

pls add this to tweet beat it’s my fave of yesterday thank u bobby

Naw, it’s not that bad. Your body is meant to be able to do this. Labor isn’t that bad- if you work out, it’s a lot like running -a lot of physical effort- but not like running in that you don’t get to stop. If you don’t fight the contractions, but get into the rhythm, it’s more effort than pain. Yes, there’s blood.…

Look, by that point you have no dignity left to lose. Strangers, people you know, and maybe even passersby are all looking at your crotch as you make animal noises, commenting on how you’re doing so far.

To me it felt like I was the Thanksgiving turkey. Or, I guess, more like a Terducken.

SAME

NOPE.

Finally I get to share my story publicly in a setting where people WANT to hear it!!! In December 2014, I started having really massive stomach cramps. I thought perhaps I had eaten something bad, or was PMSing, but these cramps were constant. I couldn’t sleep, I stopped being able to eat. I couldn’t stand up…

I feel like I can’t compete with the writer’s story, but for me it was a period/virus combo. I had clots the size of guinea pigs dropping out of my vagina as I sat shaking on the toilet shitting my brains out while throwing up into a trashcan.

Given birth.