I don’t know why I watched this whole video, given that I preordered an Xbox One Elite Controller Series 2 within a minute of it appearing for preorder on the Microsoft Store — and given that, indeed, that controller is sitting across from me right now on the less-than-$180 coffee table in my apartment — but I did…

Yikes. I’m not somebody who’s interested in used games, full stop — partly because they’re never much cheaper, partly because of bad experiences in the past, and partly because I just irrationally like taking the wrapping off a brand new game :)