Ah yes, now that the poors can afford/access microblading, it’s time to bleach one’s brows.  

There is shame in loving cock IF you pay for sex workers and then turn around and sponsor legislation that makes life more difficult for queer people and/or sex workers.

My knockoff recipe (put together from other knockoff recipes) does marinate the chicken in pickle juice. But not for too long, otherwise it gets kind of strange.

I hoped they would just stop at:

I put on a few pounds during COVID and now half of my wardrobe is apparently designed by Herve Leger.

The style of dress was engineered…in the ‘80s by the French designer Herve Leger.

When it goes belly up, the headline can read ' GETTR DONE."

Alternatively, GUTTR

Colbert always did parody on his old show while Stewart mostly did satire on his. In order for this to work, it would’ve been Stewart doing parody, playing a character such as Bill Maher or Tucker Carlson, but if so it was terribly done as most of the audience missed what he was doing. Myself included.

All dogs may be good dogs, but that’s a sloth.

Also, law enforcement still doesn’t love cooperating with other jurisdictions/towns/municipalities, etc., so it often takes a lot longer for patterns to be recognized, because the cops aren’t exactly sharing information with each other.

I’m wondering if this is related to the rise of extra-shitty restaurant customers. Most reasonable people cut back on eating out and flying, so the people who are left are disproportionately terrible.

I’ve said it before here, so this is just a reminder that Gwen Stefani is...just not smart. Not bright, not a critical thinker. She’s a cute girl with good style that she aped from the OC rockabilly scene (especially Latinas), and because she dressed counterculture and sang in a rock band, everyone just wedged her…

JFC what is wrong with all of you? It is fair to not like Pete Davidson based on his work. The relentless personal attacks and catty replies are gross. Britney was just as sloppy at his age, and now we all regret the things we said. Some of us learned from that.

Cox’s “Gavin Newsom is the Beauty and I’m the Beast” campaign is just head-scratchingly weird, as I’m reasonably sure those characters are supposed to be fucking by the end of the story.

Lopez does one of my all-time favorite pieces of physical acting in that movie, when after she grabs the shotgun from the trunk, she walks along the side of her car and without breaking stride just slams one of the doors closed with her hip.

So she called AOC “crazy eyes?” Has she looked in a mirror lately? She looks like she skinned her victim and wears their face as a mask.

This behavior is her brand. It will never stop because her constituents are for-sure eating this up, and (per the Constitution,) you need a 2/3 majority of the House to expel a seated member—and that 2/3 is def not happening any time soon given the fact that Democrats have recently lost seats in the House due to the…

That should be their motto! “McDonald’s: Some Other Places are Worse!”

I bought a groom’s cake for our rehearsal dinner from the Las Vegas Albertson’s. Not only did they bake it there, they did a custom job as I requested a red velvet armadillo a la Steel Magnolias. My then fiancé had joked about it before so I thought it would be fun...and it was. The cake was also pretty damn good and…