This kind of legislation needs to be national.

Your last sentence had the unfortunate side-effect of making me think “lemon party”. Which you should definitely not google image search at work or ever.

You raise valid point about the need to be skeptical about how compostable cubs tend to need commercial composting, although this appears to be different.

HOLY FUCK this is irresponsible reporting. By your own words, sources say he is away filming a movie yet here you are speculating and trying to stir up a story. You don’t have to like him or find him talented but christ on a cracker, stop trolling and online bullying someone with known mental and physical illnesses.…

I keep eating Thin Mints but I’m not getting any thinner.

“The food is terrible—and such small portions!”

Hotter take - that’s not a open face quesadilla, it’s a double decker tostada.

Would you like anything else?

Honestly? The only reason anyone wanted to keep Epstein alive is he had a shit ton of info on OTHER rich kiddie-fuckers that he might have spilled eventually.

There are probably a lot of factors that would play into that. I imagine if you just use foil to wrap stuff up, then it would be better to take it home, but I can’t prove that.

Bring your own container!

For someone who claims to want less government regulation he sure does want the government to regulate what librarians can and can not do. It’s so weird. It’s almost like he’s full of shit. 

Or, as told by a former friend of mine, a server may sneak away with a wholly untouched meal that you left on the table and just scarf it down like a goblin while hiding from management.

It’s a federal law, and also why cell phones used to overload 911 services back in the day on Christmas morning, before the service was activated.

Cell phones will allow you to call 911 even without service. I know not how this magic occurs. I've never tried it so didn't know it worked, but it's a message Ive read on my phone.

I personally think of this one

*And falsified documents of consent AFTERWARDS. They should both permanently lose their licenses.

The complaints should be that the ladies in the half time show should be exploited, underpaid, and exploited in service of a billionaires and his juiced up, raged out pet millionaires, like the cheerleaders